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"Indeed, the rage of theorists to make constitutions a vehicle for the conveyance of their own crude, and visionary aphorisms of government, requires to be guarded against with the most unceasing vigilance."
     -- Joseph Story
     Commentaries on the Constitution of the United States
     Book III, § 1857.

Thursday, December 09, 2004

By way of Drudge, the latest teenage antics from

Might I say, this is a truly marvellous move: guaranteed to endear to all those bought-and-owned Democrats out there; guaranteed to clinch the loyalty of the bought-and-owned Democratic Party machine; guaranteed to get all those bought-and-owned new donors pounding on the door; guaranteed to flush out all those new bought-and-owned National-stature candidates; guaranteed to win future elections with all those bought-and-owned votes.

All those freshly raging hormones, a strange new tumescent feeling, and naturally the nearest available hole is going to get pounded at the first opportunity. Pity about it being Mom, but hey, it's a big tent.

-- posted by Clayton 12/09/2004 07:51:00 PM

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